Quote of the Day

"Where my babies at ya'll?"-

Britney Spears on misplacing her 7th child, Tiger Jr.

Ohh Nicole...

Photo of Nicole Richie at the beach this past weekend surfaced onto the internet. Girl is looking as fine as ever... NOT! After years of drug and alcohol abuse, due to the coping of the death of husband and father of her children Joel Madden from exsphiziation from vomit, Richie has been spotted enjoying as much sun as she can.

Richie tweeted earlier this week, "Madd luv from Cancun beaches, beezies."

Oh Nicole, what are we going to do with you? Better yet, why are we still talking about you??

Johnny Wins It All!!!

Hot Hot Hot!!!!!!

To no one's surprise, veteran thespian Johnny Knoxville took home his third Oscar for Best Actor last night at the Academy Awards. Johnny took home the little golden statue last night at the Google Theater on Hollywood Blvd for his revered work depicting Bill Clinton in the most nominated movie this year, "A White House Scandal." Johnny graciously thanked the Academy before lighting up the auditorium with screams of laughter and applause after he joked he would use the award in a threesome with himself and best friend Steve-O. Johnny's genius and talent for his acting abilities has never gone unrecognized by his peers and especially by his number one fan Perez.

Johnny is often called one of the greatest actors of our time, and after seeing his latest flick, Pereztle will insist that his abs deserve all the awards in the world. Knoxville is always the class-act, and a role model for young aspiring actors and actresses everywhere. Johnny will go down in history as one of the greatest actors of our time.

We love you Johnny! Give us more of your good stuff!!